My ds (he's 8) always has me on my toes I feel like now I always need to keep 2 steps ahead of him! There are so many things he says I start to not to remember them all!! But the other day he called me down to his room and so I went and asked what do you need? He looks at me and shows his butt and says "I need a new butt, my has a crack in it" You called me her for that and he just laughs. When he gets undressed for his shower and say "Hey mom look it's a full moon" Young boys and their butts??!! The most embarrassing would've been in Wal-Mart. Him and his sister were misbehaving I gave them a look. He lays on the floor and yells "please mommy don't beat my butt" as loud (or seemed) as he could while covering it with his hands rolling around. I just started walking the other way..ugh. When we lived in N.C. my mom, sister, dd and niece that was 4 at the time went out to eat by the beach. My niece says "why is that chocolate man staring at me?" We were so embarrassed and then he walks over and says it's ok I've been called a lot worse. Just on Saturday we were at my other niece's 4th birthday party. My ds reached in the cooler I jokingly said "Cody that's beer" He looks at me with his silly smart look and says nah-uh it's coke. So my sister n law gets a drink for my niece and she says "I'm having juice and Cody's having beer" Oh did I have explaining to do for her! Then I made sure rest of day I didn't say anything smart and stupid!!! Now myself I was around 4 and we showed cows. So we were at the state farm show and I knew the place around pretty well. I had a little toy cow on a rope that I wheeled around and treated it like our real cows. At milking time my older sister had to take the cows to water them and to the milking parlor for my mom to milk. So she was to be watching me at the time. She was by all the cows, mom was at the parlor and I was at the water trough. A state police man came over and asked if I was lost. I told him no and my sister was over there pointing. So he took me over to my sister and asked her "do you know this little girl?" She looked straight at him and said "no I never seen that girl in my life". I couldn't believe she just lied to the cop and then he took me away to the police station!! She said I was crying and she laughs about it all the time. Needless to say she got in a lot of trouble for it and my parents asked why she would do such a thing. She told them she was tired of me running off and had to be taught a lesson! But in the end I got in trouble since it started to happen a lot more since every time I saw a cop and they would ask if I was lost and I would tell them yes since they would give you a lollipop while you waited for your parents to come get you. It was usually mom that came but the last time I did it was when my dad came....ooppss. My dad likes to tell the story of when he was milking cows I crawled on his lap and asked "Dad can't mom have the baby on your birthday?" My little brother was born on mine and my sister was coming the same month. He told me "I think it's a little late for that" Mines October and his is in April, lol! She came 13 days before mine..whew..now I thinks its "cool" but when your little it's just not fair sharing your birthday!! So I tell people we're twins but he's so slow it took him an extra 4 years to come out.